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Are Diamondbacks pitcher Merrill Kelly and actor Chris Elliott
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Schwarber homers twice, Turner goes deep, Phillies power past
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Harper homers, Phillies shut down slugging Braves 3-0 in Game 1 of
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Stats of the Series: Phillies vs. A's 4/8–4/10
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Kyle Schwarber Terrell Edmunds D'Andre Swift: Kyle Schwarber's
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Tipsheet: Phillies soar toward Game 2 while Cardinals try to regroup
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How Kyle Schwarber, Jake Arrieta and Addison Russell transformed
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Phillies hit 4 homers, rally past Padres 10-6, lead NLCS 3-1
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Phillies sweep Marlins to earn NL Division Series rematch with MLB
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Kyle Schwarber homers in first AB, Phillies top A's on Opening Day
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The legend of Kyle Schwarber's home run power
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Kyle Schwarber loses it on Angel Hernandez and immediately gets
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Phillies' Kyle Schwarber immediately ends Astros' repeat no-hitter bid
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Oakland As' out-underdog Phillies, yet can't win