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2021: The year in Houston sports
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Dallas Keuchel: Former Astro designated for assignment by White Sox
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Ex-Astros P Dallas Keuchel, Braves Agree to 1-Year Contract Worth
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My Unabashed Love For the Houston Astros
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Dallas Keuchel apologizes for Astros stealing signs - Sports Illustrated
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